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Clean, minimal, and brutally direct, this design serves as a personal manifesto for anyone who walks through life with sharp style and an even sharper moral code.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it, carry it, or sip from it to remind the world: deliver the look, hold the power, but keep the attitude in check.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Design:\u003c\/b\u003e Bold, clean minimalist typography that speaks for itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Vibe:\u003c\/b\u003e Fierce, empowered, and unapologetic with a side of accountability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCurrently Available On:\u003c\/b\u003e Statement tees, relaxed crop tops, spaghetti strap crop tanks, unisex heavy blend hoodies, distressed baseball caps, accent coffee mugs, stemless wine glasses, stainless steel wine tumblers, and reusable canvas tote bags.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c!----\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"camo-statement-hoodie-serve-cunt-don-t-be-one-hooded-sweatshirt","title":"Camo Statement Hoodie – \"Serve Cunt Don’t Be One\" Hooded Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis heavyweight hooded sweatshirt brings a blunt, dark-humor message to cold mornings and late-night hangs. The bold, block-letter text sits cleanly on a roomy, fleece-lined hoodie so the line reads loud without sacrificing comfort. Wear it while running errands, grabbing coffee after an early shift, or hanging with friends who appreciate blunt sarcasm. The wash-resistant print keeps the message crisp, and the tear-away label means no scratchy tags to remind you to take it off. It sits oversized for layering over tees and flannels, and the ribbed cuffs and waistband hold shape through regular wear. Cozy, substantial, and unapologetically direct — this is the kind of hoodie you reach for when you want comfort with attitude.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Heavy 10 oz fabric with fleece-lined hood for lasting warmth\u003cbr\u003e- Cotton-poly blend (varies by color) for soft but durable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Relaxed, generous fit for easy layering over shirts\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed 1x1 cuffs and waistband with split-stitch seams for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label for tag-free comfort\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Independent Trading Company IND4000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Forest Camo","offer_id":45894009421868,"sku":"13374728500249273126","price":75.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ Duck Camo","offer_id":45894009454636,"sku":"33968936083831917592","price":75.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Forest Camo","offer_id":45894009487404,"sku":"14626088563215742876","price":75.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Deadwood Camo","offer_id":45894009520172,"sku":"12614433896654600081","price":75.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Duck Camo","offer_id":45894009552940,"sku":"18307637855567504592","price":75.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Forest Camo","offer_id":45894009585708,"sku":"94936412912782112829","price":75.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Deadwood Camo","offer_id":45894009618476,"sku":"11093241553169231756","price":75.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Duck Camo","offer_id":45894009651244,"sku":"35709900045579996476","price":75.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Forest Camo","offer_id":45894009684012,"sku":"68579344154144629348","price":75.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Deadwood Camo","offer_id":45894009716780,"sku":"14926503398771583061","price":75.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Duck Camo","offer_id":45894009749548,"sku":"24531653771598244344","price":75.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Deadwood Camo","offer_id":45894009782316,"sku":"58818235503432219924","price":75.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Duck Camo","offer_id":45894009815084,"sku":"29715497893225202977","price":75.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Forest Camo","offer_id":45894009847852,"sku":"18600688961294935116","price":75.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Forest Camo","offer_id":45894009880620,"sku":"12339261067290194720","price":75.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Deadwood Camo","offer_id":45894009913388,"sku":"31563743052125000619","price":75.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Duck Camo","offer_id":45894009946156,"sku":"58538641082073350287","price":75.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Deadwood Camo","offer_id":45894009978924,"sku":"32253053144625807118","price":75.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Duck Camo","offer_id":45894010011692,"sku":"19091583385847360620","price":75.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/5041\/3356\/files\/13862449728030833804_2048.jpg?v=1785612356"}],"url":"https:\/\/ironicallyinked.com\/collections\/serve-cunt-dont-be-one.oembed","provider":"Ironically Inked","version":"1.0","type":"link"}