{"product_id":"canvas-tote-anxiety-is-literally-just-conspiracy-theories-about-yourself-tote-bag","title":"Canvas Tote — “Anxiety Is Literally Just Conspiracy Theories About Yourself” Tote Bag","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e15\" x 16\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e15.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e16.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHandle length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis sturdy cotton canvas tote carries both everyday essentials and a quietly honest message. The natural heavy-weight fabric and flat-corner construction create a clean, roomy silhouette that holds books, groceries, or a laptop without bulging. Long, reinforced handles sit comfortably over the shoulder so you can run errands or commute hands-free. The front features a handwritten-style line of text that reads like a little private joke—an empathetic nod to anyone who lives with anxious thoughts. It’s low-key, practical, and oddly comforting: a tactile, durable bag that blends utility with a small, human moment everyone recognizes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBring it on mornings when you need something reliable, to study sessions, neighborhood markets, or casual days out. The neutral natural or black colorways keep the look effortless and easy to pair with whatever you already wear.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton canvas, heavy-weight (12 oz\/yd²) for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Flat-corner construction for a neat, spacious interior\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching\u003cbr\u003e- Available in natural and black; sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e- Blank product sourced from India; adult sizing only\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Line dry\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Blank product sourced from India, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":45749020721196,"sku":"25651137032350967716","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":45749020753964,"sku":"62286471340334250225","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/5041\/3356\/files\/3085736117101405236_2048.jpg?v=1782945662","url":"https:\/\/ironicallyinked.com\/products\/canvas-tote-anxiety-is-literally-just-conspiracy-theories-about-yourself-tote-bag","provider":"Ironically Inked","version":"1.0","type":"link"}