{"product_id":"cotton-canvas-tote-bag-retro-pop-art-megaphone-design-and-for-my-next-trick-i-will-confuse-emotional-unavailability-for-chemistry","title":"Cotton Canvas Tote Bag — Retro Pop Art Megaphone Design: \"...and for my next trick, I will confuse emotional unavailability for chemistry\"","description":"\u003cp\u003eLight, bold, and unapologetically witty — this cotton canvas tote carries more than groceries. The vibrant pop-art print catches the eye: a surprised, glasses-wearing woman holding a megaphone with the playful line about 'confusing emotional unavailability for chemistry.' The heavy 12 oz canvas keeps its shape and shoulders daily wear with reinforced handles that stay comfortable when you’re hauling books, market finds, or a laptop and charger. Natural and black colorways let the artwork pop or tone down as you choose. This tote blends function and attitude, slipping easily into city routines, class days, or weekend wanderings while starting the kind of conversations that make people laugh and nod.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% cotton canvas (12 oz) for long-lasting structure\u003cbr\u003e- Flat-corner construction for a slim, streamlined profile\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label; sourced blank from India\u003cbr\u003e- Available in natural and black color options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Line dry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e15\" x 16\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e15.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e16.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHandle length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Blank product sourced from India, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":45893836570668,"sku":"31062981857907156909","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":45893836603436,"sku":"16054408742373903384","price":19.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/5041\/3356\/files\/7260710364657289331_2048.jpg?v=1785600998","url":"https:\/\/ironicallyinked.com\/products\/cotton-canvas-tote-bag-retro-pop-art-megaphone-design-and-for-my-next-trick-i-will-confuse-emotional-unavailability-for-chemistry","provider":"Ironically Inked","version":"1.0","type":"link"}