{"product_id":"distressed-baseball-cap-dont-be-a-cunt-sassy-statement-hat","title":"Distressed Baseball Cap – \"Don't Be a Cunt\" Sassy Statement Hat","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eOne size\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eCrown height, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e6.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eCrown width, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e7.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth of front panel, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e7.37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eBill length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e2.87\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis distressed cotton cap carries a blunt, dark-humored message with a hand-scrawled red strike-through over a smaller phrase and bold white text beneath. It wears in like an old favorite — softened twill, low profile, and carefully roughed-up edges that read casual and lived-in. The message sits centered on the front panel, printed with crisp DTF ink that keeps the graphic clear against the faded black fabric. Slip the hidden fabric strap through the metal D-ring, adjust, and wear it to signal wry honesty and a no-nonsense attitude.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton twill for a vintage look and soft hand\u003cbr\u003e- Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel fit for everyday comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Pre-distressed edges and finish — each piece varies slightly\u003cbr\u003e- DTF-printed bold front graphic for crisp, lasting detail\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric hideaway strap with metal D-ring closure and sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: District DT600, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ One size","offer_id":45647150972972,"sku":"24996401332923681884","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Olive \/ One size","offer_id":45647151005740,"sku":"32342888551883289053","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Nickel \/ One size","offer_id":45647151038508,"sku":"16338933917528096324","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Scotland Blue \/ One size","offer_id":45647151071276,"sku":"61082020863592282645","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone \/ One size","offer_id":45647151104044,"sku":"52740555855135688118","price":25.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/5041\/3356\/files\/2074993819371544584_2048.jpg?v=1781299722","url":"https:\/\/ironicallyinked.com\/products\/distressed-baseball-cap-dont-be-a-cunt-sassy-statement-hat","provider":"Ironically Inked","version":"1.0","type":"link"}