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Slight variations in distressing and color make each hat feel like it’s already been on a few adventures.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton twill for a vintage, worn-in feel\u003cbr\u003e- Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel body with breathability eyelets\u003cbr\u003e- Distressed detailing and color variation for unique character\u003cbr\u003e- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with metal D-ring slider\u003cbr\u003e- DTF-printed diagonal text; sewn-in label; curved visor with 6-row stitching\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. 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