{"product_id":"tote-bag-my-body-hurts-and-i-m-mad-at-the-government-sassy-cat-canvas-tote","title":"Tote Bag — \"My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government\" Sassy Cat Canvas Tote","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e15\" x 16\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e15.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e16.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHandle length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis heavy cotton canvas tote brings wry comfort to errands, protests, and slow mornings. A grumpy black cat framed in a retro blue panel sits above the blunt, honest line: “My body hurts and I’m mad at the government.” The natural canvas and sturdy 12 oz weave give the bag a reassuring weight — it feels like something that will survive groceries, books, and daily life. Reinforced self-fabric handles and flat-corner construction keep the silhouette neat and practical. Carry it when you want to voice solidarity with a side of dry humor, or when you need a reliable everyday bag that matches a quiet, sarcastic mood.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% heavy-weight cotton canvas (12 oz\/yd²)\u003cbr\u003e- Flat-corner construction for a slim, tidy silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching\u003cbr\u003e- Available in natural and black colors with sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e- Blank product sourced from India; intended for adult use\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003cbr\u003e- Spot clean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Line dry\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Blank product sourced from India, For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":45749119418412,"sku":"17267771765196151018","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":45749119451180,"sku":"31803249846939174957","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/5041\/3356\/files\/9993646907511489188_2048.jpg?v=1782952025","url":"https:\/\/ironicallyinked.com\/products\/tote-bag-my-body-hurts-and-i-m-mad-at-the-government-sassy-cat-canvas-tote","provider":"Ironically Inked","version":"1.0","type":"link"}