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- Cotton Canvas Tote Bag 15" x 16"
- Crop Tee T-shirt
- Sleeveless Crop Tank Style Top
- Stemless Wine Glass, 11.75 oz.
- Unisex Distressed Cap
- Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt Hoodie
- Unisex Heavy Cotton Short Sleeve Tee T-shirt
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- Accent Coffee (or Tea) Mug, 11 oz./.33 l
- Chill Insulated Wine Tumbler with Lid, 12 oz./0.35 l
- Cotton Canvas Tote Bag 15" x 16"
- Festival Crop Top Tee
- Sleeveless Crop Tank Style Top
- Stemless Wine Glass, 11.75 oz.
- Unisex Distressed Cap
- Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt Hoodie
- Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee T-Shirt
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Temporarily Absent for Spiritual Maintenance
- Accent Coffee (or Tea) Mug, 11 oz./.33 l
- Chill Insulated Wine Tumbler with Lid, 12 oz./0.35 l
- Cotton Canvas Tote Bag 15" x 16"
- Festival Crop Top Tee
- Sleeveless Crop Tank Style Top
- Stemless Wine Glass, 11.75 oz.
- Unisex Distressed Cap
- Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt Hoodie
- Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee T-Shirt
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So Much Panic, Not Enough Disco
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Living in the Meow
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First of All, I am a Fucking Delight
- Accent Coffee (or Tea) Mug, 11 oz./.33 l
- Chill Insulated Wine Tumbler with Lid, 12 oz./0.35 l
- Cotton Canvas Tote Bag 15" x 16"
- Crop Tee T-shirt
- Sleeveless Crop Tank Style Top
- Stemless Wine Glass, 11.75 oz.
- Unisex Distressed Cap
- Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt Hoodie
- Unisex Heavy Cotton Short Sleeve Tee T-shirt
- It's Not Just My Face
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Tell Me to Smile One More Time
- Accent Coffee (or Tea) Mug, 11 oz./.33 l
- Chill Insulated Wine Tumbler with Lid, 12 oz./0.35 l
- Cotton Canvas Tote Bag 15" x 16"
- Crop Tee T-shirt
- Sleeveless Crop Tank Style Top
- Stemless Wine Glass, 11.75 oz.
- Unisex Distressed Cap
- Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt Hoodie
- Unisex Heavy Cotton Short Sleeve Tee T-shirt
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First of All, I am a Fucking Delight
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Rubber Ducky and Other "Foul" Friends
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Namafuckingste
- Accent Coffee (or Tea) Mug, 11 oz./.33 l
- Chill Insulated Wine Tumbler with Lid, 12 oz./0.35 l
- Cotton Canvas Tote Bag 15" x 16"
- Festival Crop Top Tee
- Sleeveless Crop Tank Style Top
- Stemless Wine Glass, 11.75 oz.
- Unisex Distressed Cap
- Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt Hoodie
- Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee T-Shirt
- What the Actual Duck?
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Tripped Down the Rabbit Hole
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I Knew Who I was This Morning
- Accent Coffee (or Tea) Mug, 11 oz./.33 l
- Chill Insulated Wine Tumbler with Lid, 12 oz./0.35 l
- Cotton Canvas Tote Bag 15" x 16"
- Festival Crop Top Tee
- Sleeveless Crop Tank Style Top
- Stemless Wine Glass, 11.75 oz.
- Unisex Distressed Cap
- Unisex Heavy Blend Hooded Sweatshirt Hoodie
- Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee T-Shirt
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Canvas Tote — “Anxiety Is Literally Just Conspiracy Theories About Yourself” Tote Bag
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| 15" x 16" | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.00 |
| Length, in | 16.00 |
| Handle length, in | 20.00 |
This sturdy cotton canvas tote carries both everyday essentials and a quietly honest message. The natural heavy-weight fabric and flat-corner construction create a clean, roomy silhouette that holds books, groceries, or a laptop without bulging. Long, reinforced handles sit comfortably over the shoulder so you can run errands or commute hands-free. The front features a handwritten-style line of text that reads like a little private joke—an empathetic nod to anyone who lives with anxious thoughts. It’s low-key, practical, and oddly comforting: a tactile, durable bag that blends utility with a small, human moment everyone recognizes.
Bring it on mornings when you need something reliable, to study sessions, neighborhood markets, or casual days out. The neutral natural or black colorways keep the look effortless and easy to pair with whatever you already wear.
Product features
- 100% cotton canvas, heavy-weight (12 oz/yd²) for durability
- Flat-corner construction for a neat, spacious interior
- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching
- Available in natural and black; sewn-in label
- Blank product sourced from India; adult sizing only
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Blank product sourced from India, For adults
Care instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
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In Stock:
9999
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Sku:
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Weight:
0.22 lb
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Canvas Tote — “Anxiety Is Literally Just Conspiracy Theories About Yourself” Tote Bag
$15.00
$15.00
( / per )
Color: Black
Size: 15" x 16"
