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⚡ WE SAY THE QUIET STUFF OUT LOUD SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO • FREE DOMESTIC SHIPPING OVER $99 ⚡
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blow me.

Make a wish. Or just go away.

At first glance, it looks like a soft, innocent dandelion blowing in the wind—a delicate touch of nature. Take a closer look, and it’s a crystal-clear message to anyone stepping into your personal space.

Blow Me pairs sweet botanical art with a cold, sarcastic punchline. It’s the perfect blend of cute aesthetics and dark, passive-aggressive humor for days when you want to look polite while telling the world exactly where to go.

  • The Design: Delicate dandelion puff graphic paired with minimal, lowercase typography.

  • The Vibe: Deceptively sweet, sarcastic, and playfully hostile.

  • Currently Available On: Graphic tees, crop tops, spaghetti tanks, hoodies, distressed baseball caps, accent coffee mugs, stemless wine glasses, stainless steel wine tumblers, canvas tote bags and more.

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Hoodie — 'blow me' Dandelion Graphic Hooded Sweatshirt

Original price $40.50 USD - Original price $44.50 USD
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A soft, cozy hoodie designed with quiet humor and minimalist charm. The lightweight yet warm 50/50 cotton-poly blend drapes comfortably over your f...

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Graphic Tee — "blow me." Dandelion Puff T-Shirt

Original price $24.00 USD - Original price $24.00 USD
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A soft, lived-in tee that talks with a wink. Clean white cotton, a relaxed crew neckline, and a simple illustration of dandelion seeds ready to flo...

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Statement Crop Tee — “blow me.” Dandelion Graphic Crop Top

Original price $29.00 USD - Original price $29.00 USD
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A breezy, confident crop tee that mixes soft minimalism with a wink of cheeky humor. Lightweight combed cotton and a relaxed, dropped-shoulder silh...

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Spaghetti Tank Top — 'blow me.' Dandelion Graphic Crop Top

Original price $39.00 USD - Original price $39.00 USD
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Fitted spaghetti-strap tank that doesn't take itself seriously. Soft Airlume-combed cotton blended with polyester keeps things smooth against your ...

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Festival Crop Top — Dandelion "blow me." Graphic Tank

Original price $29.00 USD - Original price $29.00 USD
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Light, airy, and a little cheeky — this cropped tank blends soft, featherlight fabric with a playful floral motif. The minimalist dandelion sketch ...

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Dandelion Tank Top — Women's Crop Racerback Graphic Tank

Original price $39.00 USD - Original price $39.00 USD
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Light, cheeky, and effortlessly cool — this micro rib racer tank brings a playful twist to warm days and layered looks. The fitted, mid-length cut ...

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"Blow Me" Dandelion Cap — Distressed Baseball Hat

Original price $25.00 USD - Original price $25.00 USD
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  One size Crown height, in 6.50 Crown width, in 7.00 Width of front panel, in 7.37 Bill length, in 2.87  A laid-back, vintage-styl...

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Tote Bag — "blow me." Dandelion Canvas Tote, Funny Floral Reusable Grocery & Gift Bag

Original price $18.00 USD - Original price $18.00 USD
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  15" x 16" Width, in 15.00 Length, in 16.00 Handle length, in 20.00  A sturdy cotton canvas tote that balances gentle whimsy with ev...

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"Blow Me" Dandelions Wine Tumbler - Stainless Steel 12oz

Original price $33.00 USD - Original price $33.00 USD
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  12oz Height, in 4.61 Diameter, in 3.03 This 12oz stainless steel wine tumbler brings a little sass and personality to quiet nights, b...

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Stemless Dandelion Wine Glass – "Blow Me"

Original price $18.00 USD - Original price $18.00 USD
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  11.75oz Height, in 3.54 Rim diameter, in 2.28 Bottom diameter, in 3.15  A modern stemless wine glass that brings playful personalit...

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blow me. T‑Shirt — Dandelion Graphic Tee

Original price $27.00 USD - Original price $39.00 USD
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Lightweight-but-substantial, this garment-dyed tee reads like a small act of mischief with a delicate bloom. Soft, broken-in cotton drapes in a rel...

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Large 18" x 18" Tote Bag — Dandelion "Blow Me" Tote

Original price $30.50 USD - Original price $30.50 USD
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A lightweight, everyday tote printed with airy dandelions drifting across a clean white field. The soft blue stems and fluffy seed heads feel whims...

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Crop Hoodie — 'blow me.' Dandelion Graphic Cropped Hooded Sweatshirt

Original price $45.00 USD - Original price $45.00 USD
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Lightweight, cropped hoodie with a relaxed, lived-in silhouette and a soft fleece interior. The design features delicate dandelion puffs and the su...

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Crewneck Sweatshirt — Dandelion Graphic Casual Pullover

Original price $35.00 USD - Original price $45.00 USD
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Crewneck sweatshirt with a dandelion graphic that says what we're all thinking. This isn't your wholesome botanical print — it's a perfectly unfilt...

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Pin Button — Dandelion Badge

Original price $4.50 USD - Original price $4.50 USD
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These glossy metal pin buttons bring a little mischievous charm to jackets, backpacks, and tote bags. Each round pin features crisp, vibrant printi...

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Square Sticker — Dandelion Vinyl Decal

Original price $3.00 USD - Original price $3.00 USD
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A cheeky, lighthearted sticker that brings a little mischief to everyday surfaces. Delicate dandelion seeds drift across a clean white square while...

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