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blow me.

Make a wish. Or just go away.

At first glance, it looks like a soft, innocent dandelion blowing in the wind—a delicate touch of nature. Take a closer look, and it’s a crystal-clear message to anyone stepping into your personal space.

Blow Me pairs sweet botanical art with a cold, sarcastic punchline. It’s the perfect blend of cute aesthetics and dark, passive-aggressive humor for days when you want to look polite while telling the world exactly where to go.

  • The Design: Delicate dandelion puff graphic paired with minimal, lowercase typography.

  • The Vibe: Deceptively sweet, sarcastic, and playfully hostile.

  • Currently Available On: Graphic tees, crop tops, spaghetti tanks, hoodies, distressed baseball caps, accent coffee mugs, stemless wine glasses, stainless steel wine tumblers, canvas tote bags and more.

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Crop Hoodie — 'blow me.' Dandelion Graphic Cropped Hooded Sweatshirt Hoodie - Unfiltered Streetwear Style

Crop Hoodie — 'blow me.' Dandelion Graphic Cropped Hooded Sweatshirt

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Make a wish. Then tell the world to blow it out its arse. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailable — in a good way. Generous fit, deep po...

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Statement Crop Tee — “blow me.” Dandelion Graphic Crop Top T-Shirt - Unfiltered Streetwear Style

Statement Crop Tee — “blow me.” Dandelion Graphic Crop Top

$29.00 USD - $29.00 USD
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Make a wish. Then tell the world to blow it out its arse. Soft, breathable, and saying what everyone's thinking. Relaxed fit, loud message. Wear it...

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Spaghetti Tank Top — 'blow me.' Dandelion Graphic Crop Top Tank Top - Unfiltered Streetwear Style

Spaghetti Tank Top — 'blow me.' Dandelion Graphic Crop Top

$39.00 USD - $39.00 USD
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Make a wish. Then tell the world to blow it out its arse. For hot days and hotter takes. Lightweight, raw-edged, unbothered. Pairs with anything, a...

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Festival Crop Top — Dandelion "blow me." Graphic Tank Tank Top - Unfiltered Streetwear Style

Festival Crop Top — Dandelion "blow me." Graphic Tank

$29.00 USD - $29.00 USD
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Make a wish. Then tell the world to blow it out its arse. For hot days and hotter takes. Lightweight, raw-edged, unbothered. Pairs with anything, a...

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Dandelion Crop Tank - Women's Ribbed Racerback Tank Top Tank Top - Unfiltered Streetwear Style

Dandelion Crop Tank - Women's Ribbed Racerback Tank Top

$39.00 USD - $39.00 USD
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Make a wish. Then tell the world to blow it out its arse. For hot days and hotter takes. Lightweight, raw-edged, unbothered. Pairs with anything, a...

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"Blow Me" Dandelion Cap — Distressed Baseball Hat Hats - Unfiltered Streetwear Style

"Blow Me" Dandelion Cap — Distressed Baseball Hat

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Make a wish. Then tell the world to blow it out its arse. Bad hair day? Bad day, generally? Same. Broken-in fit, low profile, and a message that ha...

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Large 18" x 18" Tote Bag — Dandelion "Blow Me" Tote Bags - Unfiltered Streetwear Style

Large 18" x 18" Tote Bag — Dandelion "Blow Me" Tote

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Make a wish. Then tell the world to blow it out its arse. Carries your groceries, your library haul, and the emotional baggage you refuse to unpack...

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Tote Bag — "blow me." Dandelion Canvas Tote, Funny Floral Reusable Grocery & Gift Bag Bags - Unfiltered Streetwear Style

Tote Bag — "blow me." Dandelion Canvas Tote, Funny Floral Reusable Grocery & Gift Bag

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Make a wish. Then tell the world to blow it out its arse. Carries your groceries, your library haul, and the emotional baggage you refuse to unpack...

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Dandelion 20oz Stainless Vagabond Statement Tumbler Mug - Unfiltered Streetwear Style

Dandelion 20oz Stainless Vagabond Statement Tumbler

$26.50 USD - $26.50 USD
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Make a wish. Then tell the world to blow it out its arse. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip, repeat — no thoughts, just vibes. For doomsc...

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"blow me." Dandelion Puff Accent Coffee or Tea Mug Mug - Unfiltered Streetwear Style

"blow me." Dandelion Puff Accent Coffee or Tea Mug

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Make a wish. Then tell the world to blow it out its arse. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip, repeat — no thoughts, just vibes. For doomsc...

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"Blow Me" Dandelions Wine Tumbler - Stainless Steel 12oz Mug - Unfiltered Streetwear Style

"Blow Me" Dandelions Wine Tumbler - Stainless Steel 12oz

$33.00 USD - $33.00 USD
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Make a wish. Then tell the world to blow it out its arse. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip, repeat — no thoughts, just vibes. For doomsc...

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Stemless Dandelion Wine Glass – "Blow Me" Mug - Unfiltered Streetwear Style

Stemless Dandelion Wine Glass – "Blow Me"

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Make a wish. Then tell the world to blow it out its arse. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip, repeat — no thoughts, just vibes. For doomsc...

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Pin Button — Dandelion Badge Accessories - Unfiltered Streetwear Style

Dandelion 'blow me" Button Pin

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Make a wish. Then tell the world to blow it out its arse. Small thing, loud message. Spot it across the room, across the carousel, across the situa...

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Dandelion Garment Dyed Urban Heavy Graphic T-Shirt T-Shirt - Unfiltered Streetwear Style

Dandelion Garment Dyed Urban Heavy Graphic T-Shirt

$40.00 USD - $44.00 USD
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Make a wish. Then tell the world to blow it out its arse. Soft, breathable, and saying what everyone's thinking. Relaxed fit, loud message. Wear it...

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