Comfort Blankets

I knew who I was this morning. Then I changed a few times before lunch. Growth? Identity crisis? Honestly, both. The emotional armour you actually ...

Anxiety is literally just conspiracy theories about ourselves. And honestly? The theories are kind of convincing at 3am. The emotional armour you a...

What's the return policy on a man? Asking for a friend. Actually, asking for me. The emotional armour you actually want to live in. Relaxed fit, ga...

It's cunting season. The emotional armour you actually want to live in. Relaxed fit, garment-dyed, zero effort required. Throw it on, feel twelve p...

In cunt we trust. Everyone else can get in line — and stay there. The emotional armour you actually want to live in. Relaxed fit, garment-dyed, zer...

If you don't think, you shouldn't talk. A radical concept. Imagine a timeline where everyone followed it. The emotional armour you actually want to...

I knew who I was this morning. Then I changed a few times before lunch. Growth? Identity crisis? Honestly, both. The emotional armour you actually ...

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different from yours. Wonderland rules apply. The emotional armour you actually want to live in. Relaxed fit, gar...

Kinda emotional, kinda emotionless. Both. At the same time. Don't ask which one — the answer changes hourly. The emotional armour you actually want...

Dead inside, dressed like it. Pretty enough to pass, dark enough to mean it. The emotional armour you actually want to live in. Relaxed fit, garmen...

I understand being a responsible adult. I just don't agree to the terms and conditions. The emotional armour you actually want to live in. Relaxed ...

What's the return policy on a man? Asking for a friend. Actually, asking for me. The emotional armour you actually want to live in. Relaxed fit, ga...

My face has no inside voice. It says everything, immediately, in HD. Sorry not sorry. The emotional armour you actually want to live in. Relaxed fi...

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different from yours. Wonderland rules apply. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailable — in a good way....

I knew who I was this morning. Then I changed a few times before lunch. Growth? Identity crisis? Honestly, both. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotion...

Anxiety is… a lot. A whole personality at this point. Might as well wear it. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailable — in a good way. Ge...

Anxiety: uninstalling… 2%… 98% remaining. The loading bar is a lie, but the vibe is real. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailable — in a...

Adulthood: the world's longest-running scam. No refunds, no manual, just vibes and direct debits. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailabl...

What's the return policy on a man? Asking for a friend. Actually, asking for me. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailable — in a good way...

My face has no inside voice. It says everything, immediately, in HD. Sorry not sorry. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailable — in a goo...

In cunt we trust. Everyone else can get in line — and stay there. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailable — in a good way. Generous fit,...

Adulthood: the world's longest-running scam. No refunds, no manual, just vibes and direct debits. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailabl...

It's cunting season. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailable — in a good way. Generous fit, deep pocket for your hands and your avoidanc...

Serve cunt. Don't be one. There's a difference, and the difference is everything. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailable — in a good wa...