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Dead inside, dressed like it. Pretty enough to pass, dark enough to mean it. Bad hair day? Bad day, generally? Same. Broken-in fit, low profile, an...

Anxiety: uninstalling… 2%… 98% remaining. The loading bar is a lie, but the vibe is real. Bad hair day? Bad day, generally? Same. Broken-in fit, lo...

Kinda emotional, kinda emotionless. Both. At the same time. Don't ask which one — the answer changes hourly. Bad hair day? Bad day, generally? Same...

Anxiety is literally just conspiracy theories about ourselves. And honestly? The theories are kind of convincing at 3am. Bad hair day? Bad day, gen...

First of all, I am a fucking delight. Second of all, there is no second of all. Bad hair day? Bad day, generally? Same. Broken-in fit, low profile,...

It's not just my face. I really don't like you. The face is just the messenger — don't shoot it. Bad hair day? Bad day, generally? Same. Broken-in ...

Smile? Sure. Right after you explain why my resting face is your problem. Bad hair day? Bad day, generally? Same. Broken-in fit, low profile, and a...

My body hurts and I'm mad at the government. No further questions. The cat agrees, and the cat is right. Bad hair day? Bad day, generally? Same. Br...

In cunt we trust. Everyone else can get in line — and stay there. Bad hair day? Bad day, generally? Same. Broken-in fit, low profile, and a message...

It's cunting season. Bad hair day? Bad day, generally? Same. Broken-in fit, low profile, and a message that handles the social interaction for you....

Don't be a cunt. Simple. Free. The bare minimum, somehow still aspirational. Bad hair day? Bad day, generally? Same. Broken-in fit, low profile, an...

Make a wish. Then tell the world to blow it out its arse. Bad hair day? Bad day, generally? Same. Broken-in fit, low profile, and a message that ha...