Corporate Fuel

Why is a raven like a writing desk? No idea. Nobody knows. That's the point — we're all mad here. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip, repe...

I knew who I was this morning. Then I changed a few times before lunch. Growth? Identity crisis? Honestly, both. Your emotional support vessel. Fil...

If you don't think, you shouldn't talk. A radical concept. Imagine a timeline where everyone followed it. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, s...

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different from yours. Wonderland rules apply. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip, repeat — no thoughts, ...

Make a wish. Then tell the world to blow it out its arse. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip, repeat — no thoughts, just vibes. For doomsc...

Anxiety: uninstalling… 2%… 98% remaining. The loading bar is a lie, but the vibe is real. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip, repeat — no ...

Anxiety is… a lot. A whole personality at this point. Might as well wear it. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip, repeat — no thoughts, jus...

Kinda emotional, kinda emotionless. Both. At the same time. Don't ask which one — the answer changes hourly. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it...

Dead inside, dressed like it. Pretty enough to pass, dark enough to mean it. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip, repeat — no thoughts, jus...

Smile? Sure. Right after you explain why my resting face is your problem. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip, repeat — no thoughts, just v...

Black cat energy: unbothered, unknowable, judging you from across the room. Ten out of ten, would cross your path again. Your emotional support ves...

I'm not as mean as I could be. You're welcome. Consider this restraint a gift. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip, repeat — no thoughts, j...

It's not just my face. I really don't like you. The face is just the messenger — don't shoot it. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip, repea...

Black cat energy: unbothered, unknowable, judging you from across the room. Ten out of ten, would cross your path again. Your emotional support ves...

Emotionally unavailable, but make it fashion. Confusing it for chemistry is a tale as old as your last situationship. Your emotional support vessel...

I understand being a responsible adult. I just don't agree to the terms and conditions. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip, repeat — no th...

What's the return policy on a man? Asking for a friend. Actually, asking for me. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip, repeat — no thoughts,...

My face has no inside voice. It says everything, immediately, in HD. Sorry not sorry. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip, repeat — no thou...

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I've got new ideas now. Same chaos, better execution. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip...

If you don't think, you shouldn't talk. A radical concept. Imagine a timeline where everyone followed it. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, s...

What's the return policy on a man? Asking for a friend. Actually, asking for me. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip, repeat — no thoughts,...

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I've got new ideas now. Same chaos, better execution. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip...

My face has no inside voice. It says everything, immediately, in HD. Sorry not sorry. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip, repeat — no thou...

Emotionally unavailable, but make it fashion. Confusing it for chemistry is a tale as old as your last situationship. Your emotional support vessel...