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don't be a cunt.

The only golden rule that actually matters.

Forget long-winded life advice, inspirational quotes, and toxic positivity. Life really boils down to one simple, universal principle: just don't be a cunt.

Whether it’s replacing the sanitized "Live, Laugh, Love" mantra with something far more accurate or standing alone in clean block text, this subcollection cuts straight through the bullshit. It’s a public service announcement, a personal motto, and a direct reminder to everyone in your line of sight to keep their behavior in check.

  • The Design: Sharp, minimalist typography with zero unnecessary fluff.

  • The Vibe: Direct, unapologetic, and aggressively practical.

  • Currently Available On: Graphic tees, crop tees, spaghetti strap crop tanks, statement hoodies, distressed baseball caps, canvas tote bags and more.

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Hoodie — “Don’t Be a Cunt” Minimalist Funny Graphic Hooded Sweatshirt

Original price $40.50 USD - Original price $44.50 USD
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A cozy, midweight hooded sweatshirt that speaks with blunt humor. The clean white canvas highlights a simple, hand-sketched red line crossing out a...

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Graphic Tee — “live, laugh, love” Crossed Out, “don’t be a cunt.”

Original price $24.00 USD - Original price $24.00 USD
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A bold, plain-front tee that speaks with deadpan humor. The shirt shows a crossed-out, genteel phrase above a blunt, profanity-forward line, giving...

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Crop Tee — “don’t be a cunt.” Minimalist Slogan T-shirt Top

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Light, bold, and a little bit cheeky — this cropped tee speaks with a dry sense of humor and clean, minimalist style. The simple front print shows ...

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Women's Tank Top — "Don't Be a Cunt." Cropped Spaghetti Strap Graphic Tank Top

Original price $39.00 USD - Original price $39.00 USD
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For a bold, irreverent vibe that matches your brand's edgy aesthetic, here's a fresh take: Unapologetic. Unfiltered. Unforgettable. This cropped sp...

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Distressed Baseball Cap – "Don't Be a Cunt" Sassy Statement Hat

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  One size Crown height, in 6.50 Crown width, in 7.00 Width of front panel, in 7.37 Bill length, in 2.87 This distressed cotton cap...

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Don't Be A Cunt - Cotton Canvas Tote Bag

Original price $18.00 USD - Original price $18.00 USD
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  15" x 16" Width, in 15.00 Length, in 16.00 Handle length, in 20.00 This 100% cotton bag comes in one size – 15" x 16"– perfect for ...

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Accent Coffee or Tea Mug — “Live, Laugh, Love” Crossed Out: "Don’t Be a Cunt" Cup

Original price $13.00 USD - Original price $15.00 USD
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This ceramic accent mug speaks with blunt humor and no-nonsense charm. A white glossy exterior contrasts with a colored interior and C-shaped handl...

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Cropped Hoodie — "...Don't Be a Cunt." Minimalist Slogan Crop Hooded Sweatshirt

Original price $45.00 USD - Original price $45.00 USD
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Soft, cropped hoodie with a clean, minimalist front print that pairs gentle script with blunt humor. The relaxed, dropped-shoulder silhouette and r...

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