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don't be a cunt.

The only golden rule that actually matters.

Forget long-winded life advice, inspirational quotes, and toxic positivity. Life really boils down to one simple, universal principle: just don't be a cunt.

Whether it’s replacing the sanitized "Live, Laugh, Love" mantra with something far more accurate or standing alone in clean block text, this subcollection cuts straight through the bullshit. It’s a public service announcement, a personal motto, and a direct reminder to everyone in your line of sight to keep their behavior in check.

  • The Design: Sharp, minimalist typography with zero unnecessary fluff.

  • The Vibe: Direct, unapologetic, and aggressively practical.

  • Currently Available On: Graphic tees, crop tees, spaghetti strap crop tanks, statement hoodies, distressed baseball caps, canvas tote bags and more.

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Distressed Baseball Cap – "Don't Be a Cunt" Sassy Statement Hat

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Don't be a cunt. Simple. Free. The bare minimum, somehow still aspirational. Bad hair day? Bad day, generally? Same. Broken-in fit, low profile, an...

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Cropped Hoodie — "...Don't Be a Cunt." Minimalist Slogan Crop Hooded Sweatshirt

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Don't be a cunt. Simple. Free. The bare minimum, somehow still aspirational. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailable — in a good way. Ge...

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Crop Tee — “don’t be a cunt.” Minimalist Slogan T-shirt Top

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Don't be a cunt. Simple. Free. The bare minimum, somehow still aspirational. Soft, breathable, and saying what everyone's thinking. Relaxed fit, lo...

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Women's Tank Top — "Don't Be a Cunt." Cropped Spaghetti Strap Graphic Tank Top

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Don't be a cunt. Simple. Free. The bare minimum, somehow still aspirational. For hot days and hotter takes. Lightweight, raw-edged, unbothered. Pai...

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Don't Be A Cunt - Cotton Canvas Tote Bag

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Don't be a cunt. Simple. Free. The bare minimum, somehow still aspirational. Carries your groceries, your library haul, and the emotional baggage y...

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Accent Coffee or Tea Mug — “Live, Laugh, Love” Crossed Out: "Don’t Be a Cunt" Cup

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Live, laugh, love — crossed out. We don't do that here. We do dark humour and boundaries instead. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip, repe...

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