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The only golden rule that actually matters.
Forget long-winded life advice, inspirational quotes, and toxic positivity. Life really boils down to one simple, universal principle: just don't be a cunt.
Whether it’s replacing the sanitized "Live, Laugh, Love" mantra with something far more accurate or standing alone in clean block text, this subcollection cuts straight through the bullshit. It’s a public service announcement, a personal motto, and a direct reminder to everyone in your line of sight to keep their behavior in check.
The Design: Sharp, minimalist typography with zero unnecessary fluff.
The Vibe: Direct, unapologetic, and aggressively practical.
Currently Available On: Graphic tees, crop tees, spaghetti strap crop tanks, statement hoodies, distressed baseball caps, canvas tote bags and more.
A cozy, midweight hooded sweatshirt that speaks with blunt humor. The clean white canvas highlights a simple, hand-sketched red line crossing out a...
View full detailsA bold, plain-front tee that speaks with deadpan humor. The shirt shows a crossed-out, genteel phrase above a blunt, profanity-forward line, giving...
View full detailsLight, bold, and a little bit cheeky — this cropped tee speaks with a dry sense of humor and clean, minimalist style. The simple front print shows ...
View full detailsFor a bold, irreverent vibe that matches your brand's edgy aesthetic, here's a fresh take: Unapologetic. Unfiltered. Unforgettable. This cropped sp...
View full detailsOne size Crown height, in 6.50 Crown width, in 7.00 Width of front panel, in 7.37 Bill length, in 2.87 This distressed cotton cap...
View full details15" x 16" Width, in 15.00 Length, in 16.00 Handle length, in 20.00 This 100% cotton bag comes in one size – 15" x 16"– perfect for ...
View full detailsThis ceramic accent mug speaks with blunt humor and no-nonsense charm. A white glossy exterior contrasts with a colored interior and C-shaped handl...
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