The Trauma Logs

Why is a raven like a writing desk? No idea. Nobody knows. That's the point — we're all mad here. Lined pages for the thoughts you can't say out lo...

What's the return policy on a man? Asking for a friend. Actually, asking for me. Lined pages for the thoughts you can't say out loud. Lays flat, te...

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I've got new ideas now. Same chaos, better execution. Lined pages for the thoughts you can't say ...

My face has no inside voice. It says everything, immediately, in HD. Sorry not sorry. Lined pages for the thoughts you can't say out loud. Lays fla...

And for my next trick… I'll disappear. Or confuse emotional unavailability for chemistry. Either way, watch closely. Lined pages for the thoughts y...

I understand being a responsible adult. I just don't agree to the terms and conditions. Lined pages for the thoughts you can't say out loud. Lays f...

Kinda emotional, kinda emotionless. Both. At the same time. Don't ask which one — the answer changes hourly. Lined pages for the thoughts you can't...

My body hurts and I'm mad at the government. No further questions. The cat agrees, and the cat is right. Lined pages for the thoughts you can't say...

Smile? Sure. Right after you explain why my resting face is your problem. Lined pages for the thoughts you can't say out loud. Lays flat, tears cle...

It's not just my face. I really don't like you. The face is just the messenger — don't shoot it. Lined pages for the thoughts you can't say out lou...

I'm not as mean as I could be. You're welcome. Consider this restraint a gift. Lined pages for the thoughts you can't say out loud. Lays flat, tear...