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Facial Expressions

Your inside voice is working fine. It’s your face that refuses to behave.

Some people have a poker face. You have a full, unedited commentary track playing directly across your features. Whether it’s an involuntary eye-roll, a raised eyebrow, or pure, unadulterated judgment, keeping your true feelings hidden is an impossible task.

Featuring a vibrant, wide-eyed retro pop-art heroine set against dramatic comic-book linework and electric blue sunbursts, Facial Expressions captures the daily struggle of the chronically expressive. It’s the ultimate uniform for anyone whose face has ever accidentally narrated an entire conversation before they could even open their mouth.

Wear it, carry it, or sip from it to give everyone a fair heads-up: if your face is going to say it anyway, you might as well back it up with a matching outfit.

  • The Design: Dramatic retro comic-strip illustration paired with electric blue hues and bold, zero-patience typography.

  • The Vibe: Expressive, sarcastic, and hilariously relatable.

  • Available On: Graphic tees, crop tops, festival tanks, unisex hoodies, accent coffee mugs, stemless wine glasses, stainless steel wine tumblers, reusable canvas tote bags and more.

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Comic Pop Art Hoodie — "I Tried to Teach My Facial Expressions to Use Their Inside Voice" Graphic Hoodie - Unfiltered Streetwear Style

Retro Comic Pop Art Hoodie — "Facial Expressions"

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Retro Pop Art Crop Graphic Sweatshirt — 'Facial Expressions' Sweatshirt - Unfiltered Streetwear Style

Retro Pop Art Crop Graphic Sweatshirt — 'Facial Expressions'

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My face has no inside voice. It says everything, immediately, in HD. Sorry not sorry. The emotional armour you actually want to live in. Relaxed fi...

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Cropped Hoodie — Retro Pop Art "I need to teach my facial expressions to use their inside voice" Graphic Hooded Sweatshirt Hoodie - Unfiltered Streetwear Style

Retro Pop Art Cropped Hoodie — "Facial Expressions"

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My face has no inside voice. It says everything, immediately, in HD. Sorry not sorry. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailable — in a goo...

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Retro Pop Art Tee – "I Need to Teach My Facial Expressions to Use Their Inside Voice" Graphic T-Shirt T-Shirt - Unfiltered Streetwear Style

Retro Pop Art Tee "I Need to Teach My Facial Expressions to Use Their Inside Voice" Graphic T-Shirt

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My face has no inside voice. It says everything, immediately, in HD. Sorry not sorry. Soft, breathable, and saying what everyone's thinking. Relaxe...

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Pop Art Crop Top – "I Need to Teach My Facial Expressions to Use Their Inside Voice" Tank Tank Top - Unfiltered Streetwear Style

Pop Art Crop Top – "I Need to Teach My Facial Expressions to Use Their Inside Voice" Tank

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My face has no inside voice. It says everything, immediately, in HD. Sorry not sorry. For hot days and hotter takes. Lightweight, raw-edged, unboth...

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Retro Pop Art Reusable Tote Bag — 'Facial Expressions' Large Cotton Book Bag Bags - Unfiltered Streetwear Style

Retro Pop Art Reusable Tote Bag — 'Facial Expressions' Large Cotton Book Bag

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My face has no inside voice. It says everything, immediately, in HD. Sorry not sorry. Carries your groceries, your library haul, and the emotional ...

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Canvas Tote Bag - Retro Pop Art Design: "I need to teach my facial expressions to use their inside voice" Bags - Unfiltered Streetwear Style

Retro Pop Art Canvas Tote Bag "I need to teach my facial expressions to use their inside voice"

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Large Size Travel Cosmetic Pouch — "I need to teach my facial expressions to use their inside voice" Retro Pop Art Makeup Bag Bags - Unfiltered Streetwear Style

Retro Pop Art Large Size Cosmetic Travel Bag — "Facial Expressions"

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Travel Cosmetic Pouch — "I Need to Teach My Facial Expressions to Use Their Inside Voice" Retro Pop Art Makeup Bag Bags - Unfiltered Streetwear Style

Retro Pop Art Cosmetic Travel Bag — "Facial Expressions"

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Retro Pop Art Journal — "I Need to Teach My Facial Expressions to Use Their Inside Voice" Hardcover Notebook Paper products - Unfiltered Streetwear Style

Retro Pop Art Hardcover Journal — "Facial Expressions"

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Retro Pop Art 'Facial Expressions' Vagabond 20oz Tumbler Mug - Unfiltered Streetwear Style

Retro Pop Art 'Facial Expressions' Vagabond 20oz Tumbler

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Retro Pop Art Stemless Wine Glass – "I Need to Teach My Facial Expressions to Use Their Inside Voice" Mug - Unfiltered Streetwear Style

Retro Pop Art Stemless Wine Glass "I Need to Teach My Facial Expressions to Use Their Inside Voice"

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Retro Pop Art Coffee or Tea Mug - "I Need to Teach My Facial Expressions to Use Their Inside Voice" Mug - Unfiltered Streetwear Style

Retro Pop Art Coffee or Tea Mug - "I Need to Teach My Facial Expressions to Use Their Inside Voice"

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Retro Pop Art - "I Need to Teach My Facial Expressions to Use Their Inside Voice" Stainless Steel 12oz Insulated Wine Tumbler Mug - Unfiltered Streetwear Style

Pop Art 12oz Insulated Wine Glass "I Need to Teach My Facial Expressions to Use Their Inside Voice"

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