Baggage Handling

Why is a raven like a writing desk? No idea. Nobody knows. That's the point — we're all mad here. Carries your groceries, your library haul, and th...

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different from yours. Wonderland rules apply. Carries your groceries, your library haul, and the emotional baggag...

I knew who I was this morning. Then I changed a few times before lunch. Growth? Identity crisis? Honestly, both. Carries your groceries, your libra...

If you don't think, you shouldn't talk. A radical concept. Imagine a timeline where everyone followed it. Carries your groceries, your library haul...

My face has no inside voice. It says everything, immediately, in HD. Sorry not sorry. Carries your groceries, your library haul, and the emotional ...

I understand being a responsible adult. I just don't agree to the terms and conditions. Carries your groceries, your library haul, and the emotiona...

Anxiety: uninstalling… 2%… 98% remaining. The loading bar is a lie, but the vibe is real. Carries your groceries, your library haul, and the emotio...

Make a wish. Then tell the world to blow it out its arse. Carries your groceries, your library haul, and the emotional baggage you refuse to unpack...

I knew who I was this morning. Then I changed a few times before lunch. Growth? Identity crisis? Honestly, both. Carries your groceries, your libra...

If you don't think, you shouldn't talk. A radical concept. Imagine a timeline where everyone followed it. Carries your groceries, your library haul...

Anxiety: uninstalling… 2%… 98% remaining. The loading bar is a lie, but the vibe is real. Carries your groceries, your library haul, and the emotio...

Emotionally unavailable, but make it fashion. Confusing it for chemistry is a tale as old as your last situationship. Carries your groceries, your ...

What's the return policy on a man? Asking for a friend. Actually, asking for me. Carries your groceries, your library haul, and the emotional bagga...

I understand being a responsible adult. I just don't agree to the terms and conditions. Carries your groceries, your library haul, and the emotiona...

My face has no inside voice. It says everything, immediately, in HD. Sorry not sorry. Carries your groceries, your library haul, and the emotional ...

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I've got new ideas now. Same chaos, better execution. Carries your groceries, your library haul, ...

Dead inside, dressed like it. Pretty enough to pass, dark enough to mean it. Carries your groceries, your library haul, and the emotional baggage y...

Anxiety is literally just conspiracy theories about ourselves. And honestly? The theories are kind of convincing at 3am. Carries your groceries, yo...

Adulthood: the world's longest-running scam. No refunds, no manual, just vibes and direct debits. Carries your groceries, your library haul, and th...

Awkward silence: engaged. Anything I say would only make it worse, so let's just sit in it together. Carries your groceries, your library haul, and...

In cunt we trust. Everyone else can get in line — and stay there. Carries your groceries, your library haul, and the emotional baggage you refuse t...

The Fuckening. It's not a phase, it's a forecast. Carries your groceries, your library haul, and the emotional baggage you refuse to unpack. Heavy ...

Smile? Sure. Right after you explain why my resting face is your problem. Carries your groceries, your library haul, and the emotional baggage you ...

It's not just my face. I really don't like you. The face is just the messenger — don't shoot it. Carries your groceries, your library haul, and the...