The Armor

Why is a raven like a writing desk? No idea. Nobody knows. That's the point — we're all mad here. Soft, breathable, and saying what everyone's thin...

I knew who I was this morning. Then I changed a few times before lunch. Growth? Identity crisis? Honestly, both. Soft, breathable, and saying what ...

If you don't think, you shouldn't talk. A radical concept. Imagine a timeline where everyone followed it. Soft, breathable, and saying what everyon...

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different from yours. Wonderland rules apply. Soft, breathable, and saying what everyone's thinking. Relaxed fit,...

Make a wish. Then tell the world to blow it out its arse. Soft, breathable, and saying what everyone's thinking. Relaxed fit, loud message. Wear it...

Anxiety is literally just conspiracy theories about ourselves. And honestly? The theories are kind of convincing at 3am. Soft, breathable, and sayi...

Dead inside, dressed like it. Pretty enough to pass, dark enough to mean it. Soft, breathable, and saying what everyone's thinking. Relaxed fit, lo...

A.L.O.N.E. — The back says it all, literally. Soft, breathable, and saying what everyone's thinking. Relaxed fit, loud message. Wear it to brunch, ...

Some days I just want to cry. So I do. Then I put this on and carry on. No notes, no apologies. Soft, breathable, and saying what everyone's thinki...

Anxiety: uninstalling… 2%… 98% remaining. The loading bar is a lie, but the vibe is real. Soft, breathable, and saying what everyone's thinking. Re...

Awkward silence: engaged. Anything I say would only make it worse, so let's just sit in it together. Soft, breathable, and saying what everyone's t...

What's the return policy on a man? Asking for a friend. Actually, asking for me. Soft, breathable, and saying what everyone's thinking. Relaxed fit...

It's not just my face. I really don't like you. The face is just the messenger — don't shoot it. Soft, breathable, and saying what everyone's think...

Smile? Sure. Right after you explain why my resting face is your problem. Soft, breathable, and saying what everyone's thinking. Relaxed fit, loud ...

Anxiety is literally just conspiracy theories about ourselves. And honestly? The theories are kind of convincing at 3am. Soft, breathable, and sayi...

Serve cunt. Don't be one. There's a difference, and the difference is everything. Soft, breathable, and saying what everyone's thinking. Relaxed fi...

Serve cunt. Don't be one. There's a difference, and the difference is everything. Soft, breathable, and saying what everyone's thinking. Relaxed fi...

In cunt we trust. Everyone else can get in line — and stay there. Soft, breathable, and saying what everyone's thinking. Relaxed fit, loud message....

Serve cunt. Don't be one. There's a difference, and the difference is everything. Soft, breathable, and saying what everyone's thinking. Relaxed fi...

It's cunting season. Soft, breathable, and saying what everyone's thinking. Relaxed fit, loud message. Wear it to brunch, the function, the family ...

Dead inside, dressed like it. Pretty enough to pass, dark enough to mean it. Long sleeves for when the weather — or your mood — turns. Same unfilte...

Anxiety is literally just conspiracy theories about ourselves. And honestly? The theories are kind of convincing at 3am. Long sleeves for when the ...

Kinda emotional, kinda emotionless. Both. At the same time. Don't ask which one — the answer changes hourly. Long sleeves for when the weather — or...

I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. Turns out it's several at once, overlapping, with no intermission. Anyway. Long sleeves for...