Reusable Statement Canvas Tote Bag — 'the fuckening' Definition Grocery & Book Tote
The Fuckening. It's not a phase, it's a forecast.
Carries your groceries, your library haul, and the emotional baggage you refuse to unpack. Heavy canvas, reinforced handles, zero apologies. The bag does the talking before you do.
Product features
- 100% heavy-weight cotton canvas (12 oz/yd²) for long-lasting durability
- Flat-corner construction for a neat, structured shape
- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching for reliable support
- Available in natural and black; sewn-in label; sourced from India
- Adult-sized tote with substantial fabric weight to hold daily essentials
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Blank product sourced from India, For adults
Care instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
Shipping Information
Everything's printed on demand, just for you — so give us 2–5 business days to print and quality-check your order before it ships. Once it's moving, domestic delivery is 3–7 business days; international is 7–15. Ordered a mix? Your items may arrive in separate packages (different things are made at different facilities) — you only ever pay the one flat rate at checkout, we eat the extra cost. Domestic: $6.95 under $35 $10.95 from $35–$98.99 FREE over $99. International: $12.95 under $50 $19.95 from $50–$149.99 FREE over $150. Every package is tracked. Customs, duties and import fees are on you, not us.
Returns Information
You've got 30 days after your order arrives to request a return. Item has to be unworn, unused, tags still on, with proof of purchase. Sale items and gift cards are final sale — no exceptions, don't test us. If something shows up defective, damaged, or just plain wrong, email info@ironicallyinked.com immediately and we'll make it right. EU customers: Per local regulations, you get the 14-day cooling-off period, no reason needed.