Minimalist Text Hoodie — 'Adulthood' Graphic Hooded Pullover Sweatshirt
Adulthood: the world's longest-running scam. No refunds, no manual, just vibes and direct debits.
Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailable — in a good way. Generous fit, deep pocket for your hands and your avoidance. For cold days, long nights, and leaving the function early.
Product features
- Double-layer hood without drawstrings for extra warmth
- 1x1 ribbed cuffs and waistband that retain their shape
- Durable double-needle stitching on all seams
- Thick 80% cotton / 20% polyester fabric (10 oz /yd²)
- Oversized fit with tear-away label for comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Lane Seven LS16001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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