Anxiety Is Literally Just Conspiracy Theories About Ourselves - Garment Dyed Urban Sweatshirt
Anxiety is literally just conspiracy theories about ourselves. And honestly? The theories are kind of convincing at 3am.
The emotional armour you actually want to live in. Relaxed fit, garment-dyed, zero effort required. Throw it on, feel twelve percent more stable, carry on.
Product features
- Heavy 10 oz (340 GSM) 3-end fleece (80% cotton / 20% recycled polyester) for warmth and durability
- Garment-dyed pigment finish for a soft, broken-in look with unique color variations
- Oversized, relaxed fit with ribbed cuffs and waistband for comfortable layering
- Double-needle topstitching on all seams and tear-away label for long-lasting wear
- Low-shrink performance (under 5% after washing) to maintain shape
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat, do not iron on decoration
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Lane Seven LS16004GD, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, do not iron on decoration, Do not dryclean
Shipping Information
Everything's printed on demand, just for you — so give us 2–5 business days to print and quality-check your order before it ships. Once it's moving, domestic delivery is 3–7 business days; international is 7–15. Ordered a mix? Your items may arrive in separate packages (different things are made at different facilities) — you only ever pay the one flat rate at checkout, we eat the extra cost. Domestic: $6.95 under $35 $10.95 from $35–$98.99 FREE over $99. International: $12.95 under $50 $19.95 from $50–$149.99 FREE over $150. Every package is tracked. Customs, duties and import fees are on you, not us.
Returns Information
You've got 30 days after your order arrives to request a return. Item has to be unworn, unused, tags still on, with proof of purchase. Sale items and gift cards are final sale — no exceptions, don't test us. If something shows up defective, damaged, or just plain wrong, email info@ironicallyinked.com immediately and we'll make it right. EU customers: Per local regulations, you get the 14-day cooling-off period, no reason needed.