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Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat
Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat

Distressed Cap — Sassy Cat “My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government” Unisex Baseball Hat

$25.00 USD - $25.00 USD
$25.00 USD
$25.00 USD - $25.00 USD
$25.00 USD
Availability:
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Availability:
9999 in stock, ready to be shipped
Availability:
9999 in stock, ready to be shipped
Availability:
9999 in stock, ready to be shipped
Availability:
9999 in stock, ready to be shipped
Availability:
9999 in stock, ready to be shipped
Availability:
9999 in stock, ready to be shipped
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Crown height, in 6.50
Crown width, in 7.00
Width of front panel, in 7.37
Bill length, in 2.87

 A lived-in, worn-in cap that carries attitude. Made from 100% cotton twill with intentionally distressed details, this low-profile hat sits comfortably on the head and ages even more gracefully over time. The front features a small, bold DTF print of a grumpy cat with the blunt, tongue-in-cheek line “My body hurts and I’m mad at the government,” giving the hat a sarcastic, outsider energy. Subtle tears and faded edges make each piece feel personal — like something you’ve worn through late-night shows, protest signs, and long drives. The hideaway strap with metal D-ring allows for a clean, adjustable fit, while the six-panel construction and stitched curved visor keep the silhouette classic and wearable every day. This cap complements streetwear outfits, concert looks, and relaxed weekend wardrobes for people who prefer humor with edge and authenticity over polish.

Product features
- 100% cotton twill for a vintage, textured feel
- Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel fit for everyday comfort
- Intentional distressed elements and color variation for a worn-in look
- DTF-printed graphic featuring a grumpy cat and bold slogan
- Self-fabric hideaway strap with metal D-ring for adjustable, clean closure

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: District DT600, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

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