Anxiety Is Literally Just Conspiracy Theories About Ourselves - Garment Dyed Urban Sweatshirt

This garment-dyed sweatshirt feels like a conversation starter you can wear. The relaxed, oversized silhouette drapes comfortably after a few wears, the heavyweight 10 oz fleece giving it a substantial, cozy weight without feeling stiff. The pigment-dyed finish creates subtle, lived-in color variations and a soft hand that only improves with each wash. On the chest, an offbeat, tilted text reads like a private observation—a quiet, wry piece of personality that sits well with layered tees, well-worn denim, or that corner-café routine. Built to last with double-needle stitching, ribbed cuffs and waistband, and a tear-away label, this sweatshirt blends durable construction with a lived-in aesthetic for people who value comfort, texture, and a little thoughtful irony in their everyday wardrobe.

Product features
- Heavy 10 oz (340 GSM) 3-end fleece (80% cotton / 20% recycled polyester) for warmth and durability
- Garment-dyed pigment finish for a soft, broken-in look with unique color variations
- Oversized, relaxed fit with ribbed cuffs and waistband for comfortable layering
- Double-needle topstitching on all seams and tear-away label for long-lasting wear
- Low-shrink performance (under 5% after washing) to maintain shape

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat, do not iron on decoration
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Lane Seven LS16004GD, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, do not iron on decoration, Do not dryclean