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Garment Dyed Urban Heavy Tee "Anxiety is Literally Just Conspiracy Theories About Ourselves"
Garment Dyed Urban Heavy Tee "Anxiety is Literally Just Conspiracy Theories About Ourselves"
Garment Dyed Urban Heavy Tee "Anxiety is Literally Just Conspiracy Theories About Ourselves"
Garment Dyed Urban Heavy Tee "Anxiety is Literally Just Conspiracy Theories About Ourselves"
Garment Dyed Urban Heavy Tee "Anxiety is Literally Just Conspiracy Theories About Ourselves"
Garment Dyed Urban Heavy Tee "Anxiety is Literally Just Conspiracy Theories About Ourselves"
Garment Dyed Urban Heavy Tee "Anxiety is Literally Just Conspiracy Theories About Ourselves"
Garment Dyed Urban Heavy Tee "Anxiety is Literally Just Conspiracy Theories About Ourselves"
Garment Dyed Urban Heavy Tee "Anxiety is Literally Just Conspiracy Theories About Ourselves"
Garment Dyed Urban Heavy Tee "Anxiety is Literally Just Conspiracy Theories About Ourselves"
Garment Dyed Urban Heavy Tee "Anxiety is Literally Just Conspiracy Theories About Ourselves"
Garment Dyed Urban Heavy Tee "Anxiety is Literally Just Conspiracy Theories About Ourselves"
Garment Dyed Urban Heavy Tee "Anxiety is Literally Just Conspiracy Theories About Ourselves"
Garment Dyed Urban Heavy Tee "Anxiety is Literally Just Conspiracy Theories About Ourselves"
Garment Dyed Urban Heavy Tee "Anxiety is Literally Just Conspiracy Theories About Ourselves"
Garment Dyed Urban Heavy Tee "Anxiety is Literally Just Conspiracy Theories About Ourselves"
Garment Dyed Urban Heavy Tee "Anxiety is Literally Just Conspiracy Theories About Ourselves"

Garment Dyed Urban Heavy Tee "Anxiety is Literally Just Conspiracy Theories About Ourselves"

$40.00 USD - $44.00 USD
$40.00 USD
$40.00 USD - $44.00 USD
$40.00 USD
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A blunt, darkly self-aware statement for minds that turn every thought into a late-night investigation: “Anxiety Is Literally Just Conspiracy Theories About Ourselves.” This heavyweight tee gives overthinking an unapologetic voice—part mental health awareness, part philosophical side-eye at the stories our brains manufacture after midnight. The relaxed boxy silhouette fits naturally into bookstore prowls, therapy days, coffee-fueled spirals, and long conversations about what’s really going on inside our heads. Wear it with an edgy urban look and let the statement start the conversation.

Product features
- Smooth, durable 100% combed cotton jersey
- Heavyweight 7.66 oz/yd² (260 g/m²) fabric
- Relaxed boxy fit with a structured silhouette
- Garment-dyed colors offer a soft texture; black and white are excluded
- Tear-away tags provide a comfortable, scratch-free neckline

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat, do not iron on print
- Do not dryclean


EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Lane Seven LS16005GD, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, do not iron on print, Do not dryclean

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