Graphic Hoodie — “Anxiety is Literally Just Conspiracy Theories About Ourselves” Minimalistic Text Hooded Sweatshirt
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A soft, mid-weight hoodie that gets it—anxiety, overthinking, the whole spiral. The slightly oversized cut and double-lined hood feel like a private hug on mornings when your brain won't shut up. Angled text on the front delivers the punchline: "Anxiety is Literally Just Conspiracy Theories About Ourselves." It's funny because it's true. 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) stays soft through endless wash cycles. Tubular knit without side seams means zero waste and a clean silhouette. Kangaroo pocket keeps your hands warm and your phone within arm's reach. Tear-away label means no neck itch. Color-matched drawcord. DTF/DTG print built to last. OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically sourced cotton because looking good shouldn't come with guilt. Wear it for slow coffee runs, late-night walks, or when you need a layer that reads like permission to feel your feelings.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for cozy warmth and print durability
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and kangaroo pouch pocket
- DTF/DTG printed accents and optional embroidery placements (chest and wrists)
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified dyes, and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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