Graphic Tee - "Anxiety Is Literally Just Conspiracy Theories About Ourselves" Minimalist Text T-shirt
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This cotton tee speaks like a quiet ally for anyone who lives with anxious thoughts and prefers wry honesty over pep talks. The tilted, handwritten chest text reads like a small confession and lands with wry, low-key humor. Lightweight but sturdy cotton keeps the print crisp and the silhouette clean, so it layers easily under a jacket or pairs with worn-in jeans for late-night walks or caffeine-fueled study sessions. Wear it to nod at fellow neurotics, to open honest conversation, or simply to feel less alone when your brain is doing its weird thing.
Product features
- 100% medium-weight cotton (5.3 oz/yd²) for breathable, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit—no side seams—for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to keep shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main design to preserve crisp detail
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® certified, ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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