Long Sleeve T-Shirt — “I Will Confuse Emotional Unavailability for Chemistry” Pop Art Oversize Tee
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This long-sleeve tee brings playful, retro comic energy to everyday wear. The front panel shows a pop-art woman holding a megaphone with the cheeky line about confusing emotional unavailability for chemistry — a wink for anyone who’s navigated modern dating with humor and sass. The garment-dyed, medium-weight cotton softens with wear and keeps color depth, while ribbed cuffs and double-stitched hems hold shape through many washes. Wear it layered under a denim jacket for coffee runs, or alone on cool evenings when you want to make a bold, witty statement without saying a word.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, smooth hand
- Garment-dyed construction for a lived-in color and texture
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for long-lasting durability
- Ribbed-knit cuffs and neck/shoulder tape to retain shape
- Medium-weight (6.1 oz/yd²) classic fit with sewn-in twill label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.50 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 31.87 | 33.75 | 35.62 | 37.25 | 38.75 | 39.75 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 6014, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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