Minimalist Text Crop Tee — "Anxiety Is Literally Just Conspiracy Theories About Ourselves" Graphic T-Shirt Top
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.70 | 19.69 | 20.67 | 21.65 | 22.64 |
| Length, in | 17.32 | 17.72 | 18.31 | 18.70 | 19.09 |
Lightweight, cropped, and easygoing — this tee speaks in quiet, self-aware humor. The relaxed boxy cut and dropped shoulders create a casual silhouette that layers effortlessly under jackets or pairs with high-waisted jeans for a lived-in look. Soft combed cotton (and a gentle cotton-viscose blend in Heather) feels breathable against the skin while durable double-needle stitching and twill shoulder tape keep the shape wash after wash. The subtle diagonal text on the front adds a personal, slightly ironic voice without shouting. Wear it on coffee runs, late-night walks, or low-key meetups when you want comfort with a wink.
Product features
- 100% combed cotton (solid colors); Grey Marle: 85% cotton, 15% viscose
- Medium weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) with a relaxed, dropped-shoulder fit
- Twill shoulder tape and double-needle stitching for added durability
- Sewn-in label and finished seams; meets safety and compliance standards
- Made in Bangladesh; adult sizing
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: AS Colour 4062, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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