Sassy Cat Unisex Distressed Cap - "It's Not Just My Face, I Really Don't Like You"
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Meet your new favorite conversation starter — a distressed cotton twill cap that's basically a wearable middle finger wrapped in orange cat energy. The grumpy kitten front and center isn't just cute; it's a visual PSA that reads "It's Not Just My Face, I Really Don't Like You." Relatable? Absolutely. This isn't a hat that whispers. The unstructured, low-profile 6-panel body keeps things casual and comfortable, while the deliberate distressing makes it look like you've been too cool for too long. Every cap's finish is slightly different — because mass-produced perfection is boring, and you're not boring. The adjustable hideaway strap with metal D-ring means it actually stays put, whether you're speed-walking past acquaintances or pretending to be mysterious at a dive bar. DTF printing keeps the artwork sharp through countless washes. 100% cotton twill. Vintage broken-in vibes. Zero apologies. Wear it when you want your face to do the heavy lifting.
Product features
- 100% cotton twill for a vintage, broken-in look
- Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel body for a comfortable fit
- Deliberate distressed details and variable finish for unique character
- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with metal D-ring slider
- Printed with DTF for crisp artwork; sewn-in label and stitched curved visor
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
This fitted spaghetti-strap tank feels like wearing a sassy inside joke. Lightweight and smooth against the skin, it carries a cheeky cat graphic and blunt text — a quiet protest you can roll out anywhere. The mid-length, fitted cut and thicker straps give real coverage and let you layer a leather jacket or go solo at a summer show. The print stays sharp wash after wash thanks to DTF printing, and the piece was made with attention to worker standards in a certified facility. It’s the kind of top a person wears when they want to look cool, feel comfortable, and say something without saying much at all.
| One size | |
|---|---|
| Crown height, in | 6.50 |
| Crown width, in | 7.00 |
| Width of front panel, in | 7.37 |
| Bill length, in | 2.87 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: District DT600, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
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