Canvas Tote Bag — Retro Pop Art Style Tote “I Wanna Be 14 Again and Ruin My Life Differently”
I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I've got new ideas now. Same chaos, better execution.
Carries your groceries, your library haul, and the emotional baggage you refuse to unpack. Heavy canvas, reinforced handles, zero apologies. The bag does the talking before you do.
Product features
- 100% heavy cotton canvas (12 oz/yd²) for durability and structure
- Flat-corner construction keeps the bag slim and tidy
- Reinforced self-fabric handles for comfortable shoulder carry
- Available in natural and black colorways with sewn-in label
- Blank product sourced from India; adult use
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Liberty Bags OAD113, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Blank product sourced from India, For adults
Care instructions: Spot clean, Do not bleach, Line dry, Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
Shipping Information
Everything's printed on demand, just for you — so give us 2–5 business days to print and quality-check your order before it ships. Once it's moving, domestic delivery is 3–7 business days; international is 7–15. Ordered a mix? Your items may arrive in separate packages (different things are made at different facilities) — you only ever pay the one flat rate at checkout, we eat the extra cost. Domestic: $6.95 under $35 $10.95 from $35–$98.99 FREE over $99. International: $12.95 under $50 $19.95 from $50–$149.99 FREE over $150. Every package is tracked. Customs, duties and import fees are on you, not us.
Returns Information
You've got 30 days after your order arrives to request a return. Item has to be unworn, unused, tags still on, with proof of purchase. Sale items and gift cards are final sale — no exceptions, don't test us. If something shows up defective, damaged, or just plain wrong, email info@ironicallyinked.com immediately and we'll make it right. EU customers: Per local regulations, you get the 14-day cooling-off period, no reason needed.