Camo Hoodie — 'Adulthood' Heavyweight Hooded Sweatshirt
Adulthood: the world's longest-running scam. No refunds, no manual, just vibes and direct debits.
Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailable — in a good way. Generous fit, deep pocket for your hands and your avoidance. For cold days, long nights, and leaving the function early.
Product features
- Heavy 10 oz cotton-blend fabric for substantial warmth and structure
- Fleece-lined hood adds extra insulation and soft comfort
- Relaxed fit designed for easy layering over shirts or light jackets
- Durable construction with split-stitch double-needle seams and 1x1 ribbed cuffs/waistband
- Tear-away label for chafe-free, tagless comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
Shipping Information
Everything's printed on demand, just for you — so give us 2–5 business days to print and quality-check your order before it ships. Once it's moving, domestic delivery is 3–7 business days; international is 7–15. Ordered a mix? Your items may arrive in separate packages (different things are made at different facilities) — you only ever pay the one flat rate at checkout, we eat the extra cost. Domestic: $6.95 under $35 $10.95 from $35–$98.99 FREE over $99. International: $12.95 under $50 $19.95 from $50–$149.99 FREE over $150. Every package is tracked. Customs, duties and import fees are on you, not us.
Returns Information
You've got 30 days after your order arrives to request a return. Item has to be unworn, unused, tags still on, with proof of purchase. Sale items and gift cards are final sale — no exceptions, don't test us. If something shows up defective, damaged, or just plain wrong, email info@ironicallyinked.com immediately and we'll make it right. EU customers: Per local regulations, you get the 14-day cooling-off period, no reason needed.