Baggage Handling

Black cat energy: unbothered, unknowable, judging you from across the room. Ten out of ten, would cross your path again. Carries your groceries, yo...

I'm not as mean as I could be. You're welcome. Consider this restraint a gift. Carries your groceries, your library haul, and the emotional baggage...

My body hurts and I'm mad at the government. No further questions. The cat agrees, and the cat is right. Carries your groceries, your library haul,...

Make a wish. Then tell the world to blow it out its arse. Carries your groceries, your library haul, and the emotional baggage you refuse to unpack...

Don't be a cunt. Simple. Free. The bare minimum, somehow still aspirational. Carries your groceries, your library haul, and the emotional baggage y...

It's cunting season. Carries your groceries, your library haul, and the emotional baggage you refuse to unpack. Heavy canvas, reinforced handles, z...

Kinda emotional, kinda emotionless. Both. At the same time. Don't ask which one — the answer changes hourly. Carries your groceries, your library h...

I understand being a responsible adult. I just don't agree to the terms and conditions. Carries your groceries, your library haul, and the emotiona...

What's the return policy on a man? Asking for a friend. Actually, asking for me. Carries your groceries, your library haul, and the emotional bagga...

What's the return policy on a man? Asking for a friend. Actually, asking for me. Carries your groceries, your library haul, and the emotional bagga...

Emotionally unavailable, but make it fashion. Confusing it for chemistry is a tale as old as your last situationship. Carries your groceries, your ...

Emotionally unavailable, but make it fashion. Confusing it for chemistry is a tale as old as your last situationship. Carries your groceries, your ...

My face has no inside voice. It says everything, immediately, in HD. Sorry not sorry. Carries your groceries, your library haul, and the emotional ...

My face has no inside voice. It says everything, immediately, in HD. Sorry not sorry. Carries your groceries, your library haul, and the emotional ...

I knew who I was this morning. Then I changed a few times before lunch. Growth? Identity crisis? Honestly, both. Carries your groceries, your libra...

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I've got new ideas now. Same chaos, better execution. Small thing, loud message. Spot it across t...

Dead inside, dressed like it. Pretty enough to pass, dark enough to mean it. Small thing, loud message. Spot it across the room, across the carouse...