Crop Hoodie — Minimalist Text Graphic "serve cunt. don't be one." Statement Hooded Sweatshirt
Serve cunt. Don't be one. There's a difference, and the difference is everything.
Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailable — in a good way. Generous fit, deep pocket for your hands and your avoidance. For cold days, long nights, and leaving the function early.
Product features
- 85% combed ring-spun cotton, 15% recycled polyester for a soft, smooth hand
- Medium-weight (240 g/m²) soft 3-end fleece — warm yet breathable
- Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders and raw bottom hem for a cropped, casual look
- Durable construction: double-needle topstitching and under 5% shrinkage
- DTF printed design with tear-away label and adjustable hood drawstrings
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Lane Seven LS12000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
Shipping Information
Everything's printed on demand, just for you — so give us 2–5 business days to print and quality-check your order before it ships. Once it's moving, domestic delivery is 3–7 business days; international is 7–15. Ordered a mix? Your items may arrive in separate packages (different things are made at different facilities) — you only ever pay the one flat rate at checkout, we eat the extra cost. Domestic: $6.95 under $35 $10.95 from $35–$98.99 FREE over $99. International: $12.95 under $50 $19.95 from $50–$149.99 FREE over $150. Every package is tracked. Customs, duties and import fees are on you, not us.
Returns Information
You've got 30 days after your order arrives to request a return. Item has to be unworn, unused, tags still on, with proof of purchase. Sale items and gift cards are final sale — no exceptions, don't test us. If something shows up defective, damaged, or just plain wrong, email info@ironicallyinked.com immediately and we'll make it right. EU customers: Per local regulations, you get the 14-day cooling-off period, no reason needed.