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I understand being a responsible adult. I just don't agree to the terms and conditions. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip, repeat — no th...

Dead inside, dressed like it. Pretty enough to pass, dark enough to mean it. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip, repeat — no thoughts, jus...

Multiple crises, one outfit. Adulthood is just several disasters in a trench coat. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip, repeat — no thought...

Anxiety: uninstalling… 2%… 98% remaining. The loading bar is a lie, but the vibe is real. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip, repeat — no ...

Kinda emotional, kinda emotionless. Both. At the same time. Don't ask which one — the answer changes hourly. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it...

It's not just my face. I really don't like you. The face is just the messenger — don't shoot it. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip, repea...

My body hurts and I'm mad at the government. No further questions. The cat agrees, and the cat is right. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, si...

I'm not as mean as I could be. You're welcome. Consider this restraint a gift. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip, repeat — no thoughts, j...

First of all, I am a fucking delight. Second of all, there is no second of all. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip, repeat — no thoughts, ...

Smile? Sure. Right after you explain why my resting face is your problem. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip, repeat — no thoughts, just v...

It's cunting season. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip, repeat — no thoughts, just vibes. For doomscrolling, decompressing, and pretendin...

In cunt we trust. Everyone else can get in line — and stay there. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip, repeat — no thoughts, just vibes. Fo...

Live, laugh, love — crossed out. We don't do that here. We do dark humour and boundaries instead. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip, repe...

Make a wish. Then tell the world to blow it out its arse. Your emotional support vessel. Fill it, sip, repeat — no thoughts, just vibes. For doomsc...