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Sassy Cat Unisex Distressed Cap - "It's Not Just My Face, I Really Don't Like You"

Original price $25.00 USD - Original price $25.00 USD
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Meet your new favorite conversation starter — a distressed cotton twill cap that's basically a wearable middle finger wrapped in orange cat energy. The grumpy kitten front and center isn't just cute; it's a visual PSA that reads "It's Not Just My Face, I Really Don't Like You." Relatable? Absolutely. This isn't a hat that whispers. The unstructured, low-profile 6-panel body keeps things casual and comfortable, while the deliberate distressing makes it look like you've been too cool for too long. Every cap's finish is slightly different — because mass-produced perfection is boring, and you're not boring. The adjustable hideaway strap with metal D-ring means it actually stays put, whether you're speed-walking past acquaintances or pretending to be mysterious at a dive bar. DTF printing keeps the artwork sharp through countless washes. 100% cotton twill. Vintage broken-in vibes. Zero apologies. Wear it when you want your face to do the heavy lifting.

Product features
- 100% cotton twill for a vintage, broken-in look
- Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel body for a comfortable fit
- Deliberate distressed details and variable finish for unique character
- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with metal D-ring slider
- Printed with DTF for crisp artwork; sewn-in label and stitched curved visor

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

This fitted spaghetti-strap tank feels like wearing a sassy inside joke. Lightweight and smooth against the skin, it carries a cheeky cat graphic and blunt text — a quiet protest you can roll out anywhere. The mid-length, fitted cut and thicker straps give real coverage and let you layer a leather jacket or go solo at a summer show. The print stays sharp wash after wash thanks to DTF printing, and the piece was made with attention to worker standards in a certified facility. It’s the kind of top a person wears when they want to look cool, feel comfortable, and say something without saying much at all.

  One size
Crown height, in 6.50
Crown width, in 7.00
Width of front panel, in 7.37
Bill length, in 2.87

 

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: District DT600, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

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