Distressed Dad Hat — “Anxiety Is Literally Just Conspiracy Theories About Ourselves” Baseball Cap
Anxiety is literally just conspiracy theories about ourselves. And honestly? The theories are kind of convincing at 3am.
Bad hair day? Bad day, generally? Same. Broken-in fit, low profile, and a message that handles the social interaction for you. Just nod and keep walking.
Product features
- 100% cotton twill for a vintage, worn-in feel
- Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel body with breathability eyelets
- Distressed detailing and color variation for unique character
- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with metal D-ring slider
- DTF-printed diagonal text; sewn-in label; curved visor with 6-row stitching
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: District DT600, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
Shipping Information
Everything's printed on demand, just for you — so give us 2–5 business days to print and quality-check your order before it ships. Once it's moving, domestic delivery is 3–7 business days; international is 7–15. Ordered a mix? Your items may arrive in separate packages (different things are made at different facilities) — you only ever pay the one flat rate at checkout, we eat the extra cost. Domestic: $6.95 under $35 $10.95 from $35–$98.99 FREE over $99. International: $12.95 under $50 $19.95 from $50–$149.99 FREE over $150. Every package is tracked. Customs, duties and import fees are on you, not us.
Returns Information
You've got 30 days after your order arrives to request a return. Item has to be unworn, unused, tags still on, with proof of purchase. Sale items and gift cards are final sale — no exceptions, don't test us. If something shows up defective, damaged, or just plain wrong, email info@ironicallyinked.com immediately and we'll make it right. EU customers: Per local regulations, you get the 14-day cooling-off period, no reason needed.