Distressed Dad Hat — “Anxiety Is Literally Just Conspiracy Theories About Ourselves” Baseball Cap

This distressed cotton twill cap brings quiet, ironic humor to everyday wear. Soft and low-profile, it settles comfortably on the head and shows character through lived-in frays and intentional fading. The DTF-printed text sits diagonally on the crown for a casual, offbeat vibe that reads like a private joke you share with friends. Lightweight and breathable thanks to the 6-panel construction and eyelets, it tucks neatly with a hideaway fabric strap and metal D-ring for an adjustable fit. Slight variations in distressing and color make each hat feel like it’s already been on a few adventures.

Product features
- 100% cotton twill for a vintage, worn-in feel
- Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel body with breathability eyelets
- Distressed detailing and color variation for unique character
- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with metal D-ring slider
- DTF-printed diagonal text; sewn-in label; curved visor with 6-row stitching

Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: District DT600, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.