Distressed Dad Hat — “Anxiety Is Literally Just Conspiracy Theories About Ourselves” Baseball Cap
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This distressed cotton twill cap brings quiet, ironic humor to everyday wear. Soft and low-profile, it settles comfortably on the head and shows character through lived-in frays and intentional fading. The DTF-printed text sits diagonally on the crown for a casual, offbeat vibe that reads like a private joke you share with friends. Lightweight and breathable thanks to the 6-panel construction and eyelets, it tucks neatly with a hideaway fabric strap and metal D-ring for an adjustable fit. Slight variations in distressing and color make each hat feel like it’s already been on a few adventures.
Product features
- 100% cotton twill for a vintage, worn-in feel
- Unstructured, low-profile 6-panel body with breathability eyelets
- Distressed detailing and color variation for unique character
- Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with metal D-ring slider
- DTF-printed diagonal text; sewn-in label; curved visor with 6-row stitching
Care instructions
- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
| One size | |
|---|---|
| Crown height, in | 6.50 |
| Crown width, in | 7.00 |
| Width of front panel, in | 7.37 |
| Bill length, in | 2.87 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: District DT600, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.
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