Graphic Crop Tee — 'I Used to Think Adulthood...' Minimalist Text T-shirt Top
Adulthood: the world's longest-running scam. No refunds, no manual, just vibes and direct debits.
Soft, breathable, and saying what everyone's thinking. Relaxed fit, loud message. Wear it to brunch, the function, the family dinner you're already dreading — let the shirt handle the small talk.
Product features
- 100% combed cotton for solid colors; Grey Marle: 85% cotton, 15% viscose
- Medium fabric weight (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) with relaxed, dropped-shoulder fit
- Durable construction: double-needle stitching on all seams and twill shoulder tape
- Sewn-in label and adult sizing; meets safety and chemical compliance standards
- Made in Bangladesh; comfortable, boxy cropped length
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: AS Colour 4062, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
Shipping Information
Everything's printed on demand, just for you — so give us 2–5 business days to print and quality-check your order before it ships. Once it's moving, domestic delivery is 3–7 business days; international is 7–15. Ordered a mix? Your items may arrive in separate packages (different things are made at different facilities) — you only ever pay the one flat rate at checkout, we eat the extra cost. Domestic: $6.95 under $35 $10.95 from $35–$98.99 FREE over $99. International: $12.95 under $50 $19.95 from $50–$149.99 FREE over $150. Every package is tracked. Customs, duties and import fees are on you, not us.
Returns Information
You've got 30 days after your order arrives to request a return. Item has to be unworn, unused, tags still on, with proof of purchase. Sale items and gift cards are final sale — no exceptions, don't test us. If something shows up defective, damaged, or just plain wrong, email info@ironicallyinked.com immediately and we'll make it right. EU customers: Per local regulations, you get the 14-day cooling-off period, no reason needed.