Graphic T-shirt "Anxiety Is Literally Just Conspiracy Theories About Ourselves" Tee
Soft, lived-in cotton with a dry, garment-dyed finish — this tee feels like one you’ve owned for years the moment you pull it on. The relaxed, heavyweight knit drapes easily over the body while the subtle, slanted text on the front speaks with quiet, wry honesty. Wear it on slow mornings with coffee, layered under a worn flannel for neighborhood walks, or while lounging and recharging after a busy week. The fit leaves room to move and breathe; the weight and texture make it feel grounded and familiar. This is for people who laugh at their own worries, who collect cozy routines, and who want a shirt that matches the mood: gentle, wry, and real.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed fabric for a soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability
- Sizes S–4XL; pre-shrunk with sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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