Graphic Tee — "I Can Assure You That This Silence Is Less Awkward Than Anything I Have to Say" Oversized T-Shirt
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A soft, garment-dyed tee that says what words often can’t. The relaxed, heavyweight cotton feels broken-in from the first wear, and the clean, type-driven front print delivers a dry, self-aware message: “I can assure you that this silence is less awkward than anything I have to say.” It sits comfortably through long coffee shop afternoons, laid-back meetups, or quiet walks when you want to keep conversation to a minimum. The tubular knit and double-needle seams give it a sturdy, lived-in profile, while the pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton keeps the fit steady after many washes. Pick a muted color to blend into a calm palette or go bright to let the text do the talking—this tee is for the introverts, the dry-humor crowd, and anyone who prefers to let silence carry the nuance.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for soft, long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed finish for a lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability
- Available S–4XL, sewn-in label, offered in 58 colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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