Emotional Support Hardware

For when the overstimulation hits mid-errand, your social battery is at 1%, and you need a shiny little object to keep you tethered to reality. Emotional Support Hardware is minimalist on the outside and completely feral in the fine print.

From across the room, it looks like innocent, dainty jewelry. Up close? It’s an accurate warning label for your entire nervous system. Available in Black, Rainbow oil-slick, Silver, 18k Gold, and Rose Gold, these engraved bars pair effortlessly with your emotional support water bottle and a concerning amount of caffeine.

No thoughts. Just shiny distractions. Read the fine print.