Retro Pop Art 'Emotional Unavailability' Soy Candle
Emotionally unavailable, but make it fashion. Confusing it for chemistry is a tale as old as your last situationship.
100% natural soy wax in a reusable amber glass jar. 9oz of slow-burning attitude, in six scents that all say the same thing: I'm not coming out. Light it, lock the door, and let the candle handle the atmosphere.
Surviving Christmas(Christmas Warmth)- Smells like surviving Christmas with people you can't stand.
Cancelling Plans(Cinnamon Vanilla)- Smells like cancelling plans and feeling zero guilt about it.
Hiding Under Sheets(Clean Cotton)- Smells like hiding under clean sheets until it's all over.
Salt Water & Escape Plans(Sea Salt + Orchid)- Smells like salt water and an escape plan.
Sage-ing Your Meddling Aunt (White Sage and Lavender)- Smells like sage-ing away the bad vibes. And your meddling aunt.
Fuck All (Unscented) - Smells like fuck all. Just like this shitty season.
Product features
- Made with a 100% natural soy wax blend and cotton wick
- Vegan, non-toxic formula free from lead, parabens, phthalates, plastics, and synthetic dyes
- Available in eight scent options, including unscented
- Reusable amber glass vessel with a coordinating lid
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts and compliant with ASTM safety standards
Care instructions
- Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Lumient, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Care instructions: Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.
Shipping Information
Everything's printed on demand, just for you — so give us 2–5 business days to print and quality-check your order before it ships. Once it's moving, domestic delivery is 3–7 business days; international is 7–15. Ordered a mix? Your items may arrive in separate packages (different things are made at different facilities) — you only ever pay the one flat rate at checkout, we eat the extra cost. Domestic: $6.95 under $35 $10.95 from $35–$98.99 FREE over $99. International: $12.95 under $50 $19.95 from $50–$149.99 FREE over $150. Every package is tracked. Customs, duties and import fees are on you, not us.
Returns Information
You've got 30 days after your order arrives to request a return. Item has to be unworn, unused, tags still on, with proof of purchase. Sale items and gift cards are final sale — no exceptions, don't test us. If something shows up defective, damaged, or just plain wrong, email info@ironicallyinked.com immediately and we'll make it right. EU customers: Per local regulations, you get the 14-day cooling-off period, no reason needed.