Stainless 6oz Flask - Whiskey "Because My Fucks Have All Fucked Off"
My fucks have all fucked off. They packed their bags, left no forwarding address, and whiskey is the only thing that understands.
Pocket-sized emotional support. 6oz of stainless steel liquid courage, with a message that says what you're thinking before you even take a sip. For weddings, family dinners, work functions, and any situation where being a functioning adult feels optional. Fill it, pocket it, survive.
Product features- Made from durable, rust- and corrosion-resistant 100% stainless steel
- 6 oz (0.17 L) capacity in a compact, portable size
- Double-wall insulation helps keep drinks hot or cold for hours
- Secure leak-proof lid with a tight seal and easy-to-use latch
- White powder-coated finish with UV DTF print or engraving; hand wash only
Care instructions
- Hand wash only
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Polar Camel, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Hand wash only
Shipping Information
Everything's printed on demand, just for you — so give us 2–5 business days to print and quality-check your order before it ships. Once it's moving, domestic delivery is 3–7 business days; international is 7–15. Ordered a mix? Your items may arrive in separate packages (different things are made at different facilities) — you only ever pay the one flat rate at checkout, we eat the extra cost. Domestic: $6.95 under $35 $10.95 from $35–$98.99 FREE over $99. International: $12.95 under $50 $19.95 from $50–$149.99 FREE over $150. Every package is tracked. Customs, duties and import fees are on you, not us.
Returns Information
You've got 30 days after your order arrives to request a return. Item has to be unworn, unused, tags still on, with proof of purchase. Sale items and gift cards are final sale — no exceptions, don't test us. If something shows up defective, damaged, or just plain wrong, email info@ironicallyinked.com immediately and we'll make it right. EU customers: Per local regulations, you get the 14-day cooling-off period, no reason needed.