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Statement Crop Tee — “blow me.” Dandelion Graphic Crop Top

Original price $29.00 USD - Original price $29.00 USD
Original price $0.00 USD
$29.00 USD
$29.00 USD - $29.00 USD
Current price $29.00 USD
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Make a wish. Then tell the world to blow it out its arse.

Soft, breathable, and saying what everyone's thinking. Relaxed fit, loud message. Wear it to brunch, the function, the family dinner you're already dreading — let the shirt handle the small talk.

Product features
- 100% combed cotton (solid colors); Grey Marle 85% cotton / 15% viscose
- Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) with relaxed, dropped-shoulder fit
- Twill shoulder tape for stability and reduced stretching
- Double-needle stitching on all seams for durability
- Sewn-in label; meets safety and chemical compliance standards

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

Shipping Information

Everything's printed on demand, just for you — so give us 2–5 business days to print and quality-check your order before it ships.  Once it's moving, domestic delivery is 3–7 business days; international is 7–15.  Ordered a mix? Your items may arrive in separate packages (different things are made at different facilities) — you only ever pay the one flat rate at checkout, we eat the extra cost. Domestic:  $6.95 under $35 $10.95 from $35–$98.99 FREE over $99.  International: $12.95 under $50 $19.95 from $50–$149.99 FREE over $150.  Every package is tracked. Customs, duties and import fees are on you, not us.

Returns Information

You've got 30 days after your order arrives to request a return.  Item has to be unworn, unused, tags still on, with proof of purchase.  Sale items and gift cards are final sale — no exceptions, don't test us.  If something shows up defective, damaged, or just plain wrong, email info@ironicallyinked.com immediately and we'll make it right.  EU customers: Per local regulations, you get the 14-day cooling-off period, no reason needed.