Velveteen Plush Blanket "I Don’t Fix My Red Flags, I Flaunt Them"
I don't fix my red flags. I flaunt them. Now you can wrap yourself in them and let the whole room know exactly what it's getting.
Soft, heavy, and saying what you're thinking. Medium-heavy velveteen plush with a one-sided print that keeps the artwork front and center and double-stitched edges that actually hold up. For movie marathons, doomscrolling nests, and pretending the outside world doesn't exist.
Product features- Medium-heavy 300 g/m² fabric with an extra-soft feel
- Durable polyester construction that retains its shape and dries quickly
- High-detail, vibrant one-sided print
- Double-needle topstitching around all seams for added durability
- Adult-use product made to meet applicable safety and compliance requirements
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
Shipping Information
Everything's printed on demand, just for you — so give us 2–5 business days to print and quality-check your order before it ships. Once it's moving, domestic delivery is 3–7 business days; international is 7–15. Ordered a mix? Your items may arrive in separate packages (different things are made at different facilities) — you only ever pay the one flat rate at checkout, we eat the extra cost. Domestic: $6.95 under $35 $10.95 from $35–$98.99 FREE over $99. International: $12.95 under $50 $19.95 from $50–$149.99 FREE over $150. Every package is tracked. Customs, duties and import fees are on you, not us.
Returns Information
You've got 30 days after your order arrives to request a return. Item has to be unworn, unused, tags still on, with proof of purchase. Sale items and gift cards are final sale — no exceptions, don't test us. If something shows up defective, damaged, or just plain wrong, email info@ironicallyinked.com immediately and we'll make it right. EU customers: Per local regulations, you get the 14-day cooling-off period, no reason needed.