Velveteen Plush Blanket – My Body Hurts and I’m Mad at the Government
My body hurts and I'm mad at the government. No further questions. The cat agrees, and the cat is right.
Soft, heavy, and saying what you're thinking. Medium-heavy velveteen plush with a one-sided print that keeps the artwork front and center and double-stitched edges that actually hold up. For movie marathons, doomscrolling nests, and pretending the outside world doesn't exist.
Product features- Extra-soft medium-heavy fabric weighing 8.85 oz/yd² (300 g/m²)
- Durable polyester construction that retains its shape and dries quickly
- High-detail, vibrant one-sided print featuring the cat design and message
- Double-needle stitching around all seams for added durability
- Adult-use product made with materials meeting listed safety and compliance requirements
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Generic brand, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Do not dryclean, Do not iron, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not bleach, Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), *hand wash will extend the quality of the product
Shipping Information
Everything's printed on demand, just for you — so give us 2–5 business days to print and quality-check your order before it ships. Once it's moving, domestic delivery is 3–7 business days; international is 7–15. Ordered a mix? Your items may arrive in separate packages (different things are made at different facilities) — you only ever pay the one flat rate at checkout, we eat the extra cost. Domestic: $6.95 under $35 $10.95 from $35–$98.99 FREE over $99. International: $12.95 under $50 $19.95 from $50–$149.99 FREE over $150. Every package is tracked. Customs, duties and import fees are on you, not us.
Returns Information
You've got 30 days after your order arrives to request a return. Item has to be unworn, unused, tags still on, with proof of purchase. Sale items and gift cards are final sale — no exceptions, don't test us. If something shows up defective, damaged, or just plain wrong, email info@ironicallyinked.com immediately and we'll make it right. EU customers: Per local regulations, you get the 14-day cooling-off period, no reason needed.