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I knew who I was this morning. Then I changed a few times before lunch. Growth? Identity crisis? Honestly, both. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotion...

Why is a raven like a writing desk? No idea. Nobody knows. That's the point — we're all mad here. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailabl...

If you don't think, you shouldn't talk. A radical concept. Imagine a timeline where everyone followed it. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally un...

I'm not crazy. My reality is just different from yours. Wonderland rules apply. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailable — in a good way....

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I've got new ideas now. Same chaos, better execution. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unav...

Serve cunt. Don't be one. There's a difference, and the difference is everything. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailable — in a good wa...

My face has no inside voice. It says everything, immediately, in HD. Sorry not sorry. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailable — in a goo...

Emotionally unavailable, but make it fashion. Confusing it for chemistry is a tale as old as your last situationship. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, em...

The Fuckening. It's not a phase, it's a forecast. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailable — in a good way. Generous fit, deep pocket for...

I'm not as mean as I could be. You're welcome. Consider this restraint a gift. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailable — in a good way. ...

It's cunting season. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailable — in a good way. Generous fit, deep pocket for your hands and your avoidanc...

Anxiety: uninstalling… 2%… 98% remaining. The loading bar is a lie, but the vibe is real. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailable — in a...

What's the return policy on a man? Asking for a friend. Actually, asking for me. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailable — in a good way...

Smile? Sure. Right after you explain why my resting face is your problem. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailable — in a good way. Gener...

My body hurts and I'm mad at the government. No further questions. The cat agrees, and the cat is right. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally una...

Don't be a cunt. Simple. Free. The bare minimum, somehow still aspirational. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailable — in a good way. Ge...

Kinda emotional, kinda emotionless. Both. At the same time. Don't ask which one — the answer changes hourly. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally...

It's not just my face. I really don't like you. The face is just the messenger — don't shoot it. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailable...

First of all, I am a fucking delight. Second of all, there is no second of all. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailable — in a good way....

Dead inside, dressed like it. Pretty enough to pass, dark enough to mean it. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailable — in a good way. Ge...

Adulthood: the world's longest-running scam. No refunds, no manual, just vibes and direct debits. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailabl...

In cunt we trust. Everyone else can get in line — and stay there. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailable — in a good way. Generous fit,...

Awkward silence: engaged. Anything I say would only make it worse, so let's just sit in it together. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavail...

Make a wish. Then tell the world to blow it out its arse. Heavyweight, fleece-lined, emotionally unavailable — in a good way. Generous fit, deep po...